Jobisms

Job is an autistic boy who used to play on Gaheris.

Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:30 pm

Job's DAOC account was suspended or terminated last night. He claims not to know why.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:09 am

Rob wrote:Job's DAOC account was suspended or terminated last night. He claims not to know why.

It was a suspension and it's over.

Yesterday, while the suspension was still in effect, Job claimed he didn't know what he did wrong, and he was furious that Broadsword took action without giving him a warning.

Today, now that the suspension is over, Job informs me that he knows exactly why they suspended him: because he was "fucking with people." He also says that Broadsword should have suspended him for more than two days because his behavior deserved it. He thinks they should have suspended him for ten days.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:13 pm

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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:30 am

Somebody posted another chat log on Postcount of Job (Ethelakith) trying to cyber.

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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:06 pm

Chats like the one in the previous post encourage Job to keep doing it with other people.

Let me show you. I sent the screenshot to Job and told him:

Robbie1687 wrote:Bro, bro bro. :)

Somebody posted another chatlog of you on Ywain, where you try to be somebody's master.

That kind of talk is inappropriate, brother.

It's a kind of cybering.

This isn't the first time somebody has posted this kind of chatlog of you.

They are laughing at you brother.

When you talk to people this way, it makes them dislike you bro. This is why people make fun of you.

You really have to stop bro.

Really.

Job looked at the screenshot and wrote back to me:

Job wrote:bro she posted it so people can see hwo romantic i am can't you read ur letters? bro? that's what she did to make peoplek now i am romantic she told me that bro! it's not cybering if a person likes it bro if the person said they were gonna refill their beer! and if the person did what i told them to do bro they owuld of rpeorted me if they didn't like it bro


This is why I suggest that if Job says something inappropriate, tell him immediately to stop.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:15 pm

We're on Mid Ywain and Job notices a level 15 runemaster on /who.

Job: WTF IS robsrunnie
Rob: it's not me
Job: well
Job: someone's been
Job: stealing ur name bro
Job: acting like you
Rob: he probably never even heard of me brother
Job: so i can't trust
Job: none at all bro
Job: not even you
Job: becuase
Job: someone's
Job: pretending to be you bro
Job: and imma find out who
Job: am gonna get em banned for lying to mythic bout their names
Job: that is wrong brother
Job: none should be faking and pretending to be someone their not thats blackmailing
Job: u know what i mean?
Job: brother
Rob: he has a right to call himself rob
Job: why
Rob: maybe rob is his name in real life
Rob: i'm not the only rob in the world
Job: to me u are
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:42 am

Job got his ACT scores. He's a sophomore so this is a practice test. Score / percentile:

Composite: 14 / 11%
English: 10 / 6%
Math: 14 / 6%
Reading: 15 / 20%
Science: 16 / 20%

In subcategories, his best score was 49th percentile in Reading > Social Studies/Sciences

The ACT company advises that minimum scores for college are English 18, math 22, reading 22, science 23.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:26 am

By email:

Rob: Your ACT scores are up, brother.
Job: really?
Job: WOW BRO! IT'S 14!!!
Job: Not bad brother =)
Job: please log on dAOC Ywain mid bro9 am on :)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:35 pm

Job has a new girlfriend on Ywain. They've been chatting in-game for hours every day.

Rob: are you talking to your gf again?
Job: yes
Rob: you two sure like to talk a lot!
Job: yep
Job: i made up a lie bro
Job: i made up a twin brother of myself
Rob: interesting
Job: my twin brother's 18 i am 16
Rob: that's unusual
Job: and i
Job: am using it on her
Job: she's 40
Job: ur 61
Job: and their u go
Rob: does she believe you have a twin brother who's 2 years older than you?
Job: a cover up plan like a twin evil brother ;)
Job: yes bro
Job: don't worry bro
Job: i got this
Job: i got all this
Rob: i'm not worried
Rob: just be nice to her
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:50 pm

Rob: chatlog
Job: chat log what?
Rob: it was a mistell brother
Job: chatlog on? for me?
Rob: for you and me both
Job: why
Job: do u want that on
Rob: that's how i make the jobisms thread on gaheris.net
Job: why?
Job: so more people
Job: can make
Job: fun of me?
Job: on postcount?
Rob: no, so more people can like you on gaheris.net
Job: well check postcount bro
Rob: also it's for me, so i can remember things we said
Rob: there's nothing on postcount, everything's okay over there
Job: good!
Job: cause i thoguht some people wrote about me
Rob: they did, but that was a few days ago
Job: no recently
Rob: i think your new girlfriend is keeping you out of trouble
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:24 pm

On Ywain. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

[Alliance] Peter: Hello everyone there will be a knighting ceremony for 2 Swadians in Molvik in 1 hour. Also there will be a feast afterwards.
[Alliance] Peter: Please come to show our greatest warriors your support.
[Alliance] Job: i can't right now
[Guild] Job: omng bro
[Guild] Job: a Knighting
[Guild] Job: OMG A knighting
[Guild] Bertrand: lol
[Guild] Rob: what does that mean?
[Guild] Job: u know
[Guild] Job: sir
[Guild] Job: ian
[Guild] Job: became a knight
[Guild] Job: ian Electro
[Guild] Job: became a knight bro
[Guild] Job: of the round table
[Guild] Job: two people are becoming the knights
[Guild] Rob: well he became a knight in the real world ... i think maybe this is role playing in the game
[Guild] Rob: maybe you should go check it out and see what it is
[Guild] Job: later i will
[Guild] Job: my girlfriend's taking our relationship serious
[Guild] Job: we're going to get married
[Guild] Job: tomorrow
[Guild] Rob: grats
[Guild] Bertrand: Grats :)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Panacealiquidgrace » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:53 pm

Wow, I have missed a lot haven't I... Geez
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Fri Jul 04, 2014 1:21 pm

Hi Joseph! :)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Panacealiquidgrace » Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:15 pm

Who's Joseph >.<
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:34 pm

You're Joseph aren't you? Have I forgotten your name?
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Electro » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:24 pm

Poor Rob. He grows more senile every day~
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:20 am

Who's Rob?
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Electro » Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:38 pm

Rob wrote:Who's Rob?

Oh, you know, that one guy. He does stuff. People like him.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Panacealiquidgrace » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:22 pm

Rob wrote:You're Joseph aren't you? Have I forgotten your name?



It's Donald, Prince's son.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:24 pm

Donald, of course, hi. I knew who you were but got your name mixed up with somebody else's. I remember your dad too.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:24 am

Job: bro?
Rob: hi brother!
Job: guess what
Rob: what?
Job: am drinking
Job: coffee
Job: i feel woken up
Rob: wow coffee
Job: call me brother
Rob: yep it wakes you up bro
Job: i got phone
Job: none's on it
Rob: i'll call you soon bro
Job: no now
Job: i want to
Job: make u
Job: listen to
Job: me drinking
Job: coffee bro
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:36 pm

Job: i found out leah dumped me from skype
Rob: why did she do that?
Job: for no reason
Job: she just said it wasn't working
Job: but i didn't even log on
Job: i didn't even talk to her
Rob: why would she want you for her boyfriend if you never talked to her?
Job: well, I loved her bro
Job: you know I loved her
Job: now we're just enemies
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:25 pm

Job: Bro are you a pain in the goodness?
Rob: Am I what?
Job: A pain in the goodness.
Rob: [Laughs] You feel like saying ass, don't you, but you're controlling yourself. Good.
Job: No.
Rob: No?
Job: I was thinking "pain in the neck" but that was too close to pain in the A.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:47 pm

I got mad at Job the other day. It was the angriest I've ever been at him. A few hours later:

Rob: I'm sorry I lost my temper and yelled at you bro.
Job: It's okay. I deserved it. I was lying.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:59 pm

Job and I have an arrangement where every time somebody reports that he misbehaved in the game, I take DAOC away from him for some period of time. Today somebody forwarded me the following from PostCount:

Mumin Mumin wrote:He's on midgard. Sending me these messages again about a surprise and whatnot... lvl 3 skald named GeorgeWashingtonnnnn. can provide screenie if you need...

I could tell the post was accurate (not all of them are) because Job was hero-worshipping George Washington yesterday, so I sent him a copy of what I just quoted and told him, "No DAOC for a week." He wrote back:

Job wrote:brother I wasn't even on Daoc because brother I couldn't of gotten on because my internet was down so how the fuck did I get on DAOC Bro? I couldn't of my INTERNET WAS DOWN they just got it fixed yesterday and I still wasn't on Yesterday brother I was on CIV 5

He repeated the same thing on the phone, so I logged into his account to look for the toon reported by the guy on PostCount. Sure enough, the toon was there: Georgewashingtonnnn, skald, level 3.

I said, "Bro, I have your character screen open in front of me and the toon's right here, Georgewashingtonnnnn, just like the guy said, so I know it was you."

He replied, "No bro, somebody else has a toon with the same name."

When he gets on these lying jags, he frequently resorts to ridiculous statements like that one. It's as if his brain devotes all its energy to inventing a statement which, if it were true, would get him off the hook, and there's no energy left over to consider whether the statement is credible. To put it another way, his thinking becomes extraordinarily compartmentalized; its focus becomes extremely narrow.

I gave him about five chances to admit the truth. I think his lying is a worse problem than the other stuff, so finally I told him that because he lied and kept lying, I'm going to take DAOC away for a whole month. And that's what will happen. Unless his dad overrules me, Job won't be in DAOC again until Nov. 10.

As soon as I announced the punishment, he admitted he had been lying and switched over to complaining that the length of the punishment was unfair because I hadn't warned him in advance that it would be that long. Four and a half years of this nonsense have toughened me up and I simply said in a grim emphatic voice that could have belonged to Hesiod's god of death, the one with an iron heart and a spirit pitiless as bronze, one month.

Job's not visibly mad. He almost never gets visibly mad when I punish him. He's still on the phone with me now, happy as a clam, singing "America the Beautiful" over and over.

If somebody feels like telling Mumin Mumin on PostCount that his post had an effect, I would appreciate it, because I don't use PostCount anymore.
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