Jobisms

Job is an autistic boy who used to play on Gaheris.

Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:09 pm

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Re: Jobisms

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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:40 pm

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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:25 am

In alliance chat:

Job: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!!!!!!!!

Job: Everybody it's Rob's birthday!

In tells:

Job: bro i want you to come to lab with ribble and rumbert and guard me.

Job: this is for your birthday bro.

Job: im letting you guard me for your birthday.

Job: it's a birthday present brother.

--from memory
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:27 am

On the phone:

Job: Bro you should do something for your birthday.

Rob: What should I do for my birthday bro?

Job: I want you to buy me a gift card bro so I can buy you a present on Amazon bro.

Job: Actually bro, if you buy me two gift cards, I could get you something really great on Amazon.

Job: Because bro you always buy me gifts and why shouldn't I get you something.

Job: So bro you should get me two gift cards and I'll get you something really great.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:30 am

On the phone:

Rob: What are you doing my brother?

Job: I don't know

Rob: I think you know

Job: Harassing women

Rob: Ah, so that's what you're doing when you say you don't know... harassing women.

No reply

Rob: What's going to happen if you keep harassing women?

No reply

Rob: Your guild will hear about it, right?

Job: They already know, but bro, he doesn't care, because... I don't know

Rob: You sure they won't kick you out like the other ones?

Job: Yeah I'm sure bro

Rob: How can you be sure?

Job: Because I already told him bro and he hasn't kicked me out

Update: The officers in the guild booted him a few days later for sexual harassment
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:49 pm

On the phone:

Job: I found out why they call them bastard swords.

Rob: Oh cool. Why?

Job: Because they used to say, "You blast -- you British -- you blasted Brits!"

Rob: Oh it comes from blasted?

Job: Yeah. They used to say, You blasted British! You blasted British bastards!"

Job: They used to say, "You blasted bloody British bastards!"
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:18 pm

I told Job it might be a good idea to put "Job" in his signature here so people will know which posts are his.

He said, "No bro because I don't want people stalking me."
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:16 am

Job: Whenever I see a valkyrie bro I harass them.

Rob: Why do you do that?

Job: Because valkyries are pretty.

Job: Most people who play valkyries tend to be women.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:01 pm

Job is eating a Whopper.

Job: Have you seen a Whopper bro?

Rob: Yep.

Job: Yuck. A pickle.

Job: Pickles are disgusting.

Job: I hate pickles.

Job: Bro I hate pickles.

Rob: Who do you hate more, Obama or pickles?

Job: Obama.

Job: I get to eat another Whopper tomorrow.

Rob: Great.

Job: Whoppers really fill you up.

Rob: Yep.

Job: Bro why do they fill you up?
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:25 pm

Job: [Name withheld] is hugging me and kissing me bro.

Job: {Name withheld] is hugging me and kissing me bro.

Job: [Giggles with delight.]

Job: She's hugging me and kissing me bro.

Job: [reading from game chat] XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Job: [Giggles with delight.]

Job: That means she really likes me doesn't it?
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:22 am

Job got suspended from DAOC for a day, probably for cursing at someone who called him a retard.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:02 am

Job got booted from another guild today because he harassed women. He claims he hasn't harassed anyone since joining this guild a day or two ago.

Job: I deleted the hate brother. I deleted the characters that scared women.

Rob: Even the warlock? You loved the warlock.

Job: Well the warlock was weak brother. He died easy. I'm tired of being accused brother. I always get accused.

Rob: Well you always do it but it would be good if you stopped.

Job: I didn't do it this time brother.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:45 am

Job: Bro it's May thirty-first.

Rob: What?

Job: May thirty-first.

Rob: It's April first bro.

Job: April fools bro!
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:37 am

Job is registering to take the ACT.

Job: Damn bro I have to give them a photograph.

Rob: What's the problem? You have photographs.

Job: No bro because the only one I have is with my eyes closed and they only accept photos with eyes open.

Rob: So take a new picture with your web cam.

Job: Bro why don't you do it for me.

Rob: I can't do it for you because I'm not in your house.

Job: No bro take a picture of yourself and send it to me.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon May 05, 2014 7:40 pm

Job went to church last night.

Job: Bro if you tell a woman she needs Jesus in her life is that rude?

Rob: It's a little bit rude because you're giving her advice that she didn't ask for.

Job: Is it rude because you're telling her she needs you for sex?

Rob: What?

Job: You're telling her she needs you to be her Jesus.

Rob: You're not Jesus. If you say she needs Jesus, that's not about you.

Job: But you're saying it like, "You need love and I'll be your love."

Rob: Bro, when Jesus talks about love, he's not talking about sex. Do you know that there's a kind of love without sex?

Job: I know that.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed May 21, 2014 2:49 pm

In game chat:

Job: call me brother
Job: i got phone with me
Job: I got it with me call me now bro
Rob: I'll call you later brother
Job: NO BRO NO
Job: now
Job: I
Job: WANT
Job: TO TELL U SOMETHING
Job: IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
Job: IT CANNOT WAIT!
Rob: why don't you tell me here
Job: BECUASE
Job: BRO
Job: JUST DO IT CALL ME
Job: NOW BRO!
Rob: all right

on phone:

Job: Bro I ate seven hot dogs and two hamburgers and two soda pops at school today at a picnic and now my blood pressure is 167 and my head hurts.

He's scared because his dad is in the hospital and he's afraid he has the same health problem as his dad (he doesn't).
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu May 22, 2014 4:26 pm

Job: Spring has sprung a leak, bro.

Rob: What's that mean?

Job: Spring is producing a lot of rain.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sat May 24, 2014 6:26 pm

Job asked me to hide this forum yesterday. End of an era.

If you're still seeing this, it's because you're one of a handful of people in the "Friends of Job" forum group. Most people can't see this now.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:11 pm

Job asked me to make this forum visible to the public again.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:17 pm

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[Guild] Job: yo opulent
[Guild] Job: -farts- next to you
[Guild] Opulent: Sup?
[Guild] Opulent: EWW
[Guild] Job: Farts
[Guild] Job: Stinks up the Chat Room
[Guild] Opulent OP plugs the hole with a cork
[Guild] Job: hey little
[Guild] Job: how are you?
Job sends to Rob: farts
[Alliance] Job: -farts-
[Guild] Job: how are u? all?
[Guild] Job: stinks up opulent's face
[Guild] Opulent: good thought I would like to rvr or farm Dopples
[Guild] Job: :)
[Guild] Job: Jessica are u rvring too?
[Guild] Job: -farts- some more oh god am sorry maybe i should go to the bathroom I'm sorry gooing Redneck style!
Rob sends to Job: brother stop with the farts and stinks or they will boot you
Rob sends to Job: stop it right now
Job sends to Rob: okay brother
Rob sends to Job: they will boot you for this
Job sends to Rob: i know bro am sorry
[Guild] Job: sorry u all
Rob sends to Job: did you forget?
[Guild] Opulent: time for someone meds[
[Guild] Job: lmao
Job sends to Rob: Yes
Rob sends to Job: try to remember bro, you have to be careful
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:00 pm

Job started summer school today.

Job: Hallo robbie ;)
Job: I played the piano today bro and i played Ode to Joy :)
Rob: awesome !!!!!
Job: BBCD
Rob: where was the piano?
Job: BBCDB
Job: at summer school
Job: BBCD
Rob: that's fantastic !!!
Job: =)
Job: it was
Job: an old
Rob: my brother the pianist :)
Job: fashioned one
Job: that beethoven
Job: had brother
Job: why
Job: don't u get me
Job: a piano bro
Job: an electronic one
Job: where i can play
Job: Ode to Joy
Rob: hmm we can think about that
Rob: let's see if you keep playing the one at school
Job: no bro i want one now
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:53 am

Job got booted from a guild on Ywain for the umpteenth time.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:47 pm

Job occasionally uses his parents' credit cards without permission to buy something from Amazon. Then they punish him. Last time he did that he remembered immediately afterward that he wasn't supposed to and panicked, and I arranged a refund. Today he did it again, but this time he arranged the refund himself. Here's the chat transcript from Amazon. By the way, the stuff he ordered is porn.



Hello,

Here's a copy of the chat transcript you requested:


Initial Question:
#D01-1123492-7067813
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Total $2.99











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12:40 PM PDT Girlie(Amazon): Hello Job, my name is Girlie.
12:40 PM PDT Job: i need the money back
for my dad's credit card
on all this
rentals
i thought i had taken it out
12:41 PM PDT Job: am sorry it was an accident
so please help me with this
please girlie
the order numbers are their
u can take it and return the money
12:41 PM PDT Girlie(Amazon): A member of our Amazon Instant Video team will need to help you with this. Please hold while I transfer you. One of our Amazon Instant Video Specialists will assist you shortly.
12:42 PM PDT Job: actually
hold on
girlie

#D01-1123492-7067813
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Total $2.99











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Total $1.99











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Total $3.99











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Total $3.99











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Order #D01-1312481-4405401
Recipient Job
please
take the money back
to my dad's credit card i'm sorry
i had accidently
12:42 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Hello, my name is Ravi. I'll be happy to help you today.
12:42 PM PDT Job: ordered these
i accidently ordered these
I am sorry
so please
reduct it or whatever u call that thin
12:43 PM PDT Job: u all
bring back money
i would like it to happen cause i want my dad to not kill me for this so please
take back the money from these orders and cancel the movies
rentals
their rentals
12:44 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Okay, please give me a moment while I pull the order details, Job
12:44 PM PDT Job: alright
but please make it to wehre the money's back in his credit card
an exception
12:45 PM PDT Job: let me know when u've done this okay?
i'll be happy to hear that its back into the credit card
12:45 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Okay, please give me a moment, Job
12:45 PM PDT Job: alright
let me know when it's done kay?
12:46 PM PDT Job: inquiry
alright Ravi?
12:48 PM PDT Job: tell me when this is done Ravi
12:48 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Yes, Job
12:49 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): I'll inform you once I've issued a refund..
It is taking longer than usual..
12:49 PM PDT Job: okay thanks :)

12:49 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Please bear with me.
12:49 PM PDT Job: and i also want you to Refund everything i am bearing with you
that u see on the account?
I'm sorry if it's taking too long
just send me an Email when it's done okay?
12:50 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): It just take a minute...
Please wait..
12:50 PM PDT Job: Alright
12:51 PM PDT Job: one more thing
an amazon
staff member
promised theyd give me
2.00 dollars
and never did
for my troubles
cause my account didn't get 2 bucks
12:52 PM PDT Job: from gift card
AFK okay? brb
let me know when the refund's done
12:53 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Thanks for being on hold, Job
12:53 PM PDT Job: okay? Ravi? let me know
12:54 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): I've issued a full refund for all the orders mentioned above in the amount of $18.94.
The refund will be processed applied to your account in 2-3 days depending upon your bank.


Once our chat is over, I'll send you a refund confirmation email to your email address on your account for your reference.
Regarding $2.00 credit, please let me check.
12:55 PM PDT Job: alright thanks :)

12:55 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): May I know when you were promised this credit. Could you tell me the approximate data?
12:55 PM PDT Job: No i just know
one of ur members
told me they would
her name's
Derika
S
by the way
I'm gonna rent a Robocop movie the 2014 one to watch it when am done with the movie i'll ask for a Refund is that okay Ravi?
12:56 PM PDT Job: is that fine Ravi?
12:57 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): I'm checking your correspondences...
12:57 PM PDT Job: or can u rent it for me
so i won't have to
struggle
from using dad's credit card and stuff
12:57 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Please give me a minute..
12:57 PM PDT Job: just Rent Ravi
12:58 PM PDT Job: I do got Prime
but that's
a movie u got to rent
not usei t on Prime
12:59 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): I'm sorry we were disconnected. I can pick up where we left off.
12:59 PM PDT Job: okay
well ravi please rent this for me
01:00 PM PDT Job: Robocop (2014) 2014 PG-13 CC


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so i won't hav eto
ask for
a refund on this
01:00 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Thanks for the title.
Let me add a rental copy of this to your library...
01:00 PM PDT Job: thanks ;)

so i won't have to
do anything?
i can watch it?
if u do that too?
01:01 PM PDT Job: is that what?
01:02 PM PDT Job: Ravi what does this mean
01:02 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): yes, Job
01:03 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): Once I add the title, you can watch it for free.
01:03 PM PDT Job: thanks :)
thank you Ravi
and the moneys
01:03 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): I'm in the process of adding this title..
01:03 PM PDT Job: back in the credit card?
01:04 PM PDT Job: let me know when ur done Ravi
01:06 PM PDT Job: just let me know okay?
01:07 PM PDT Job: are u still here Ravi? is it taking long to do this?
01:07 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): yes, Job
I've just added the rental of Robocop (2014) 2014 to your library at no charge.
It's free for you.
01:08 PM PDT Job: thanks!
thank you ravi :)
thank u allot did the money go back to the credit card
of my dad?
01:08 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): You're welcome, Job
Yes, the refund will be credit back to your dad's card used on the orders in 2-3 business days.
01:08 PM PDT Job: thank you for allot man
01:09 PM PDT Job: seriously
i owe u a big one for this Ravi
01:09 PM PDT Ravi(Amazon): We have processed refund from our end but your bank amy take upto 2-3 business days.
My pleasure!
I hope you enjoy the movie.
01:09 PM PDT Job: thanks =)
did u even refunded all
the things in my account?
just asking
01:10 PM PDT Job: WELL AM going to end this chat now thanks for everything ravi have a nice day if i need anything else please email me now from ur amazon account



Thank you.
Amazon.com

.......................

Amazon sent an email:

Message From Customer Service
Hello,

My name is Ravi from Digital Chat support. I'm following up on the recent chat conversation we had today.

This is to confirm you that I've issued a full refund for all the orders you mentioned in our char conversation.

This refund will be processed and appear as a credit on the MasterCard used on the orders with in 2-3 business days.

Once the refund is processed, we'll send you an email with more details for refund confirmation.

-------------
I've also added a rental of Robocop (2014) at no charge.


Job was ecstatic that they gave him a free movie rental. Unfortunately, it will probably motivate him to do this again.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:30 am

This post is very long but it may be the ultimate jobism of all time. Sure enough, he pulled the same stunt with Amazon again. Except now the stunt includes sexual harrassment of the CSR and begging for money. People in DAOC wonder why it's so hard to make him stop harrassing women and begging. Well, here we see the real world (represented by Amazon CSRs) teaching him that sexual harrassment and begging get him what he wants.

Message From Customer Service


Hello,

Here's a copy of the chat transcript you requested:


Initial Question: #D01-4511355-6677467 refund this please and this too D01-4511355-6677467 D01-1790700-4949439 D01-3850041-1554208


05:45 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Hello! Thank you for contacting Amazon. My name is Carolina I am glad to help you today!
Before we start, how are you doing today?
05:45 PM PDT Job: Sexy name by the way :)
I need a Refund please :)
05:46 PM PDT Job: can u refund it?
05:46 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Thank you Job =)
I can see you want a refund for those orders, I'll do my best to assist you and help out with this
Can you please allow me a couple of minutes while I check your account?
05:47 PM PDT Job: great sexy :) please refund those two :)
alright :)
05:48 PM PDT Job: thanks :)
05:48 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Can you please confirm if you already downloaded and listened this contents or not?
05:48 PM PDT Job: I have not
05:48 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Thank you Job!
05:48 PM PDT Job: i can't even download it but i can listen to it just can't download it
05:48 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Can you please confirm the reason of the return?
05:48 PM PDT Job: so u can refund :)
Because
05:49 PM PDT Job: i would like to
get more music?
without spending my father's
credit card?
cause if i spend his credit card
he'll be pissed off
and he sure doesn't like to spend his money
well i did once but i asked for refunds they refunded it back but i got money on gift card
that my mom got me but i sepnt it on these
boxes but
i need refund for dis
these music
05:50 PM PDT Job: that i am wanting more
is for my
Education by the way
and education is good for you
music is good for ur life
and honey music is my life
u know?
classical music
like Mozart
05:51 PM PDT Job: Beethoven
brahms
Mahler
05:51 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Totally understand Job
05:51 PM PDT Job: Vivaldi
05:52 PM PDT Job: can u help me?
05:52 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): You are really unto classical music, that' great! I'm a musician but I do not play classical, but all the listed musicians are so!! intelligent and Amazing!
Sure Job =))
Allow me a couple of minutes while I process the refunds
05:52 PM PDT Job: thank you :)
05:53 PM PDT Job: how can u even tell that i am?
into classical music?
how can u tell? and can u add a little extra funds for this too? to help m,e out?
05:54 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Job because you are talking about Mahler and Vivaldi and some one that is not into classical won't know this
Job it is not possible
Only the refund which I just processed
05:54 PM PDT Job: alright
why don't u
check how much
I've got ;)
i got 2900 classical music
i plan to reach 3500 :)
i sure love classical
05:55 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): That's great Job!
05:55 PM PDT Job: if i was like a rich composer
i'd be
like beethoven
but the time i always buy these is i refund
but u do realise
that's also stealing right?
05:55 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): No Job because this items will dissapear from the library within the next 7 days so it's actually not steeling
05:56 PM PDT Job: yea i knew that
but they told me that music
never gets rid of
once u
have
sed the music
it stays in the library
used it
one of the amazon
customer
05:56 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): But you didn't download it neither listened it correct
05:56 PM PDT Job: service people told me this
i listened but i didn't download
05:57 PM PDT Job: cause
i can't download
without the
cloud player
i can only listen
but not download
05:57 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Sure Job
05:57 PM PDT Job: this cloud player i actualy had is how u can download but if u have no cloud player?
05:57 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Well according to how the system works after 7 days it disspears, I can transfer you to the MP3 department for them to confirm
05:57 PM PDT Job: u can't install the music
No its okay carolina
05:58 PM PDT Job: by the way
thank you for ur help :)
05:58 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): You are more than welcome Job!

I hope I've helped you out =)
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
05:58 PM PDT Job: u are so sweet
05:59 PM PDT Job: no but i want to tell u this that u are soo sweet ;)
05:59 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Thank you Job =))
05:59 PM PDT Job: i actually got these myself
so i could liten at school
i bought them
with the gift card
but only to listen
to them in school :)
06:00 PM PDT Job: because i love to listen to music
I've even started
playing
violins
and pianos
chellos
cellos
violas
trombones
06:00 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Really!
06:00 PM PDT Job: flutes
and
06:00 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): That's great!!
06:00 PM PDT Job: oboe
i kinda like you cause your too friendly :)
i play all sorts of
instruments
and my passion for classical music has
increased to the max
06:01 PM PDT Job: if i could call you Carolina
i would
like u to hear me
play them :) instruments =)
i also play the guitar :)
and the mandolin :)
06:01 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): That's great! You are amazing! I play guitar, bass, piano and now I'm starting to sing =)
06:02 PM PDT Job: =)
how nice :)
06:02 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Well Job! It really has been a pleasure to talk to you!


I hope I've helped you out =)
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
06:02 PM PDT Job: ur voice is realy pretty maybe?
well is their a way we could talk more?
instead of ur working talk?
like in email?
regular emailing?
without having to talk on amazon?
or can i just ask for you
on amazon
06:03 PM PDT Job: oh by the way can you please give me a free Rental copy of a movie? make an Exception?
or is it impossible Carolina
and u yes u did help me out but i'd like u to help me out like this my friend :)
06:04 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Job I would love to but I'm not able to provide my information =(
06:04 PM PDT Job: aww
06:04 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Additionally I'm not able to send free copies to customers Job
06:04 PM PDT Job: why not? u would get fired?
would u get fired?
06:04 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Exactly Job
06:04 PM PDT Job: if u did that?
Why would you?
06:05 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Because it's personal information we are not able to provide as per policy
06:05 PM PDT Job: oh
well then i'll ask for you
on amazon chat
alright?
ur a person i can rely on to help me with things
06:05 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): That would be great but it is almost impossible to get me =( I'm sorry
06:05 PM PDT Job: so i am just gonna ask for u if i need help
well
06:06 PM PDT Job: some things
can be possible my friend u know?
06:06 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): I totally understand Job
Well it has been a huge please Job!
Wish you the best in music life and your like! =)
06:06 PM PDT Job: yes :)
06:07 PM PDT Job: i will ask for mor refunds :)
if i need to
just to get more music :)
06:07 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Yes Job
I appreciate your time. It has been a pleasure to help you. Thank you for contacting Amazon, Wish you the best and have a great day! ;)
06:08 PM PDT Job: alright Carolina i need
another refund
D01-4546779-0261420
06:08 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Job for which order to see if I'm able
06:09 PM PDT Job: i am actually
doing something
intellegent
once i buy something?
i refund
u know that's
intelligent right?
like classical music
but that music could go when it's refunded in 7 days
it could all go :)
06:09 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Yes Job, for that one I'm not able to process it I'll transfer you right away to the mp3 department for them to refund
06:09 PM PDT Job: u did it once tho
u refunded it once
06:10 PM PDT Job: though Carolina
well it's been a plueas
regood night
transfer me :)
06:10 PM PDT Carolina(Amazon): Sure!
Bye!
06:10 PM PDT Job: hugs you
hello Prem :)
D01-4546779-0261420 refund this please
06:10 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): Hello, my name is Prem. I am from the MP3 support. I will be glad to help you.

06:11 PM PDT Job: Refund please :) D01-4546779-0261420
06:11 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): I have issued a refund for the order.
I will send you an email confirming the refund.

06:12 PM PDT Job: and
i'd like another refund of all this too
D01-1749540-3685438

06:14 PM PDT Job: Mp3 player music
isn't returnable right?
it's just Refundable right?
06:14 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): I am sorry. We are being disconnected. I have issued a refund for 2 orders, D01-1749540-3685438 and D01-4546779-0261420. Is there any other order that needs to be refunded?
06:14 PM PDT Job: let me look
06:14 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): Amazon MP3s are not returnable after purchase.
06:14 PM PDT Job: D01-9957802-7237406
06:15 PM PDT Job: this one
so even if u refund
these music
won't be removed?
because it's not Returnable?
06:15 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): I have issued a refund for the orders making an exception for you. Music is not removed from your device after the refund. You need to remove them by your own.
06:16 PM PDT Job: Alright thanks but I've had 3 exceptions already
and i cant have anymore i just need Refunds
thank you Prem
06:16 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): You are welcome.
06:16 PM PDT Job: as u can tell
i am a
classical
person
06:17 PM PDT Job: 1 last one D01-7794892-7749442
this one Prem
06:18 PM PDT Job: 1 one last one
then i have to go to sleep
06:18 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): I have refunded the order.
06:18 PM PDT Job: thank you
06:18 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): Could I be of any further assistance to you?

06:18 PM PDT Job: i am doing this just for me to learn classical music
i do ASK FOR refunds just cause i want to learn
about the music
and not cause i want to steal
from u guy's
06:19 PM PDT Job: it's just
i want to become
a composer because
for one
it'll teach me good things :)
u know what i mean?
because i'm 16
like i told u
0.99 cents is actually
not a bad price
06:20 PM PDT Job: for music :)

u hear me prem?
06:20 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): Yes.
06:21 PM PDT Job: can u give me a fund of
5.00 that can be the exception bro
that can be
the exception
tat exception can be this one dude
a fund of 5.00 it can be the exception
06:22 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): I have already made exceptions by refunding the 4 orders.
06:22 PM PDT Job: oh'
well can their be a 5.00 fund for the circumstances?
or a second exception?
or anything?
to aid me to get more music?
just curious my friend
06:23 PM PDT Job: srory to ak for much
sorry to ask u for many things man i am sorry
06:23 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): I have added the credit to your account.
06:23 PM PDT Job: I am sorry
06:24 PM PDT Job: okay thank you
06:24 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): Is there anything else I may help you with?

06:24 PM PDT Job: can u send me the
page so i can
see the balance?
06:25 PM PDT Job: was gonna ask for 9.00 but that's too much for me to ask
i'm sorry
i am sorry prem
send me the page
to i can see the balance please
06:26 PM PDT Job: i am sorry Prem
06:26 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): Here is the link to view your promo credit.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/?docId=1000811661

06:26 PM PDT Job: am real sorry
but i need 2 more man
for
9.00
cause i
need to get a music more
that's like bach
Bach
06:27 PM PDT Job: i am sorry Prem
Flgiht of the Valkyrie :)
06:27 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): I am sorry. I have already made exceptions for you.
06:27 PM PDT Job: okay thanks
Prem
06:27 PM PDT Prem Prakash(Amazon): I cannot make any more exceptions.
06:27 PM PDT Job: have a good night



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