Jobisms

Job is an autistic boy who used to play on Gaheris.

Jobisms

Postby Gostond » Wed May 26, 2010 7:32 am

I had an idea for a post and was going to call it Jobisms. He says some real cute things while we are playing and I started to jot them down.

When we went to farm afrits we were swimming to an island and Job said," I sense danger all around us."

My ML9 pet had just went down and was finishing off an ooze elemental and Job saw a sphinx and went up to it. Of course it coned grape. to my horror he drew his weapon and hit it. Job yelled for help so I cast a bolt to get the aggro off him and popped Jugg on the pet and sent it in to the attack the sphinx. The pet never got aggro and the Sphinx proceeded to pound me into the ground. I began casting heals from the bot and after killing my Bonedancer the Sphinx attacked the bot. Job said" I MUST FLEE!" And I loled as the sphinx finished off the bot. Job ported out to safety.

After you left the group in the lab Job said "Protect me well!"

These little things make it so enjoyable to game with Job. I am easily amused I guess.

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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed May 26, 2010 7:39 am

Gostond wrote:These little things make it so enjoyable to game with Job. I am easily amused I guess.

Me too! That's why I invited Job to Muahaha.

I think this is a great idea. Maybe we could run a Jobisms thread in the pubilc Gaheris section of the forum so everyone on the server can see how much fun he is.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Fang » Thu May 27, 2010 6:33 am

Shortly after one of ya'll gave Job a bunch of salvage, he told me: "Kobolds are nice! They are ugly, but nice!"
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Gostond » Thu May 27, 2010 10:50 am

I guess that was my Kobold. Lol
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Fang » Thu May 27, 2010 11:40 am

I'm going to have to record some of his sound-bites and post them :)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Gostond » Thu May 27, 2010 1:58 pm

we were searching for a mob out in cornwall

Job: I sense her, I feel her,I hear her, I smell her, I taste her
Myvalkrie: Bad Taste
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun May 30, 2010 10:09 pm

Job sends, wHAT about the Keeps
Rob sends, we'll see tomorrow
Job sends, No
Job sends, call Judy
Rob sends, she's sleepy bro, she's also going to bed
Job sends, man
Job sends, what About Torianna
Rob sends, she's at work bro
Job sends, aww man
Rob sends, why didn't you talk to judi today when you had the chance?
Job sends, well
Job sends, because
Job sends, i was sleepy
Rob sends, oh
Rob sends, she likes you bro, you can talk to her
Rob sends, she's very nice and she likes you
Job sends, aww
Job sends, tell her I Like Her SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO Much and that am SO SO SORRY FOR NOT TALking to her
Job sends, aND THAT I miss TalkiNG To Her
Job sends, and that
Job sends, she is a sweet angel to me
Job sends, just like Torianna
Rob sends, i just told her bro
Job sends, what did she say
Rob sends, she didn't answer yet
Rob sends, does she make you nervous bro?
Job sends, No NEVER
Job sends, you maybe do bro
Job sends, but you're still my good friend
Rob sends, I'm sorry i make you nervous bro
Rob sends, I don't want to do that
Rob sends, is it because of rules?
Job sends, No
Rob sends, why is it?
Job sends, Because
Job sends, it's just
Job sends, i Feel something Special In You
Job sends, am making me a n aimist brother
Rob sends, is it a good something or a bad something?
Job sends, or a mentelist
Rob sends, cool bro
Job sends, it's a good

(Job logs out)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Fang » Sun May 30, 2010 11:07 pm

hehe... that (Job logged out) was about count 2 of the 3-count for him to go to bed :)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Fang » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:44 am

His first spoken language was Spanish, but he has NEVER dealt with any type of written Spanish.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:48 pm

After buffing level-40 toons with his level-6 heretic:

Job wrote:my Powers arent that strong but they do little much


A minute later:

Job wrote:those buffs will Just not expire
they will stay when i die they won't stay


Job wrote:AM nOT Very Good At Sprinting in this Character
Heretics are Usless in sprinting
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Fang » Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:02 pm

While Job was playing one computer game, he asked me if Ribble was online in daoc... I told him that Ribble was there and the following chat took place:

Job: Tell Ribble I said "Hi"
/send Ribble "Job says Hi."
/from Ribble "Tell Job I said Hi Back"
Dad: Hey Job, Ribble said hi back to you.
Job: I know.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:51 pm

Looking at the water during Firestorm Island encounter, Job said, "THE RIVER IS INFECTED WITH FIRE."
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:54 pm

"If your armor is in 0 Is It Destroyed Into lIKE FIFTH TY MILLION PIECES"
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:28 pm

"And a goodNIGHT Bow x x x xx x x xx and /EMOT Cries in Hot Digity TEARS"
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:06 pm

Joseph: job im might pl you
Joseph: if you want
Job: Hmmmm
Job: if you give me scales
Job: and do it I Will accept
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:44 am

Job: Hahhaha Ribble
Rob: What's so funny job?
Job: you
Job: HahahahahahahahahH
Job: HaahahHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH MWAHAHAHA
Job: rrIBBLE
Job: if we go Pl
Job: I wILL StOP Laughing
Job: Hahahahahaa

(Rob doesn't answer, long pause)

Job: Bro
Job: if we Pl my Vampiir
Job: I Wil Be Happy
Job: HEard Me Ribble!
Rob: yes bro I heard you
Job: Then get to IT!
Job o rmy mAULER

[Your guildmate Mrchamption has logged on]

Rob: joseph just logged on ... maybe he'll PL you like he did yesterday
Job: nO
Job: He is Too goOD FOR Me
Job: yOUR TOO Nice and HE Will Make Me mAD and start INSULTING ME!
Rob: does that always happen?
Job: yES!
Job: IT DOES BRO!
Rob: i thought sometimes you and joseph are friends and you have fun
Job: wELL he said not anyMORE!
Rob: Yeah but he was angry when he said that ... people say all kinds of things when they are angry ... then they calm down and feel differently

(last tell not received because Job logged off)
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Gostond » Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:00 pm

Was PLing Job on his mercenary and he kept yelling at my hunter's dog "WHOS A CUTE DOG YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE!"
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:14 pm

lol
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Gostond » Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:56 am

Playing on ywain job went into a task dungeon while I stood outside

Arigorith: Are you ok in there?
Beserkerjob: Who me
Arigorith: yeah
Beserkerjob: Yep I am
Beserkerjob: Fine as rain
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:40 pm

Conversation on Pendragon:

Job: brother
Job: am on second account
Job: am going to close it down now
Rob: what toon are you playing on second account?
Job: armsman
Rob: on gaheris?
Job: yes
Job: i need it paid bro
Job: in order to check
Job: if
Job: all
Job: thigns are right
Job: and all things are correct
Job: and in order brother
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Re: Jobisms

Postby vicky » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:20 am

Job says some cute stuff
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Gostond » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:10 pm

armsmanforarm: Chuck?
Gostond: Yes?
armsmanforarm: whatcha doing?
Gostond: Looking for a new monitor mine broke
Armsmanforarm: Then how are you on DAOC?
Gostond: I am using an old crappy monitor
armsmanforarm: Wow. The more they break. The longer it cost to repair and buy.
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:02 am

Job: dad's still home bro
Rob: do you like it when he's home?
Job: no
Job: i like it when he working
Job: because bro
Job: it is money that i like
Job: Money is ur friend
Job: money is
Job: my world
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Rob » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:38 pm

Job: i love minstrel's epic weapon
Job: they
Job: are shining with music
Job: inside it
Job: but in the outside blood
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Re: Jobisms

Postby Gostond » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:25 pm

scoutjob: If u see Rob
scoutjob: Tell him I said
scoutjob: I said hi i miss him
Scoutjob: and that he is a good man
Happyhatred: I will :)
scoutjob: i ever had for friend ship and brothership
scoutjob: and that I love him sooo much
scoutjob: and that vicky is a good lady
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